But not a home

It can buy a clock

But not time

It can buy you a position

But not respect

It can buy you a bed

But not sleep

It can buy you a book


But not knowledge

It can buy you medicine

But not health

So you see money isn't everything

And it often causes pain and suffering

I tell you this because I am your friend


And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering!!
So
Send me all your money

And I will suffer for you!

Cash only please!

After all, what are friends for, huh??

I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE!!!

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!

MONEY CAN'T BUY GOOFY E-MAILS, EITHER!!
They come from your crazy friends!